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Streetboy for UK Supreme Leader

First we elect Streetboy as Prime Minister, then win a vote in the Commons to abolish the parliamentary system.After paying off the military and the police (and retiring the Royal Family) we're good to go! Simple.Got any suggestions for Streetboy once he's running the country?

Proposed policies:2 day working week (on the provision that you laugh at Street's jokes). All channels on terrestrial TV will be interrupted when Rob wants to tell a joke. Cameras installed in every room in every UK home will be activated and AI will be used to analyse footage to check you actually laughed.Dancing at clubs and events If you're standing holding your phone in the air at dance events (and not actually dancing) you will be jailed for life. Put the camera down and live in the moment or risk prison food forever.Indicate left to leave a roundabout If your right flasher is still on when you exit a roundabout you will be arrested and detained at Streetboys leisure. Indicate left to leave.Friday night free kekabs 9pm-6am Saturday morning. All kebab stores supported by the Supreme Leader to enable 24/7 trading.Further policies announced soon

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